If it pleases the crown might I continue to do business if I don’t break the law?
Tortured logic ftw. Seriously, the way they try to spin this into a huge thing while simultaneously saying it’s not is so silly.
Two weeks ago, they had an article on how spinners were dangerous. Now? They explode. Gee, I wonder if the fact that anything spinner-related gets clicks has anything to do with their sudden fear-mongering over spinners?
Nah; they’re reputable you guys and owned by Consumer Reports. They would never do that.
Live in fear, y’all… Everything can hurt your precious children…
Fidget spinners, which gained popularity this year, top the group’s list of “Summer Safety Traps” that parents and other caregivers should watch out for this summer.What’s wrong with fidget spinners? They might seem pretty harmless, but once there are enough of any toy out on the market, someone is going to be harmed. There are two documented cases of kids choking on spinners that fell apart, one of whom had to have a plastic piece removed from her esophagus.“Do not be lulled into a false sense of security that a toy is safe simply because it is popular,” the group’s president warned.